Prep the produce: Peel the cucumbers, slice lengthwise, and scrape out the seeds with a spoon if they’re watery. Roughly chop.
Scoop out the avocado.
Start blending: Add cucumber, avocado, buttermilk, yogurt, garlic, lime juice, dill, parsley, and olive oil to a blender.
Season: Add salt and a few grinds of black pepper. Blend on high until completely smooth, about 45–60 seconds. If it’s too thick, add more buttermilk a splash at a time.
Taste and adjust: Add more salt, lime, or herbs as needed.
The flavors should be bright, creamy, and well seasoned.
Chill: Transfer to a covered container and refrigerate for at least 1 hour. This helps the flavors meld and the soup to thicken slightly.
Serve: Stir before serving, then ladle into bowls. Garnish with a drizzle of olive oil, cucumber slices, extra herbs, or crunchy seeds.